Here is Plis Deh Jakarta’s scale of stupidity, 1 being simply dumb, 10 being outright idiotic:

1. picking your nose in a parliamentary session
2. using your BlackBerry while driving (c’mon guys… admit this is stupid)
3. trying to overthrow the government by burning tires in the street and hunger strikes
4. throwing trash in the river, then blaming the government for mismanaging floods
5. street demonstrations by whoever, provoking the cops to take action then claiming police brutality
6. queueing 5 hours to get a pair of sandals
7. crossing the street where there’s obviously a pedestrian bridge
8. overtaking traffic jams at a bottleneck (do’oh!)
9. riding a motorcycle while one hand is holding something else (cigarette, phone, LPG gas tank, 1 gallon water bottle, baby, etc)
10. SMS-ing while riding your motorcycle, without a helmet and no headlights at night

Taken from Plis Deh Jakarta, and yes, I agree with this list.

This article shows you that most Indonesian college students are just fucking dickwads.

*Head explodes*

Gue paling benci kalo ada yang minta gue terjemahin sesuatu dari Bahasa Inggris ke Bahasa Indonesia hanya karena mereka males baca. Ini udah 2009, mestinya Bahasa Inggris yang sederhana gampang dimengerti kan? Kalo ngga, selama ini loe pake komputer, loe pake telepon, loe browsing sesuatu, loe pake gadget, gimana caranya? Inget, males itu mental kacung. Pantes kita ngga maju-maju, orang maunya disuapin terus. Waktu di sekolah ada pelajaran Bahasa Inggris, emangnya loe ke mana? Nongkrong di pager sekolah? Nongkrong di warung depan sekolah? Cabut? Tawuran sama sekolah laen? Kalo iya, ya udah, berarti itu masalah loe.

Oh ya, nih, gue tulis artikel ini pake Bahasa Indonesia. Jadi seandainya loe emang segitu malesnya untuk mikir, gue kasih deh tuh.

Best recommendation of the year.

Those who sued her can now officially suck monkey balls or eat shit.